Sorry mom I can not go home today. You know as a endangered species I can not die until we are no longer a endangered species. Things are rough since there are so many predators that want to eat me for dinner. So chances are I will die if I try to get home in the morning. But if I decide to go home it will be at night so I would be harder to find.
But do not worry about my safety. I have no intentions of dying now since I have a duty to our species to live. I will see you and we will get to do something fun together.
Sincerely, Devin S Lu
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How I look now
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